satire

Food industry and celebrity satire presented by Feast.

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Luke Markham7 days ago
Coffee vs Alcohol?
I’ve been constantly thinking about which would I rather give up? It’s really not a very difficult or thought-provoking question for most people, but let’s kill some of our day and take a look at both...
isabella !8 days ago
I Can't Stop Thinking About You at 2 AM
What's the point of sleeping if all I'm going to do is think about you? I lay in my bed and think about all of the things that could have been, but weren't. The memories of us replay over and over in ...
Alex Ma month ago
What Your Meal Deal Says About You
Nothing brings the UK together quite like a Meal Deal (except, maybe, aggressively tweeting about Love Island, or the creeping unease of Michael Gove.) We're Meal Deal mad. Meal Deal, Meal Deal, Meal ...
Jordan Mattmiller3 months ago
How to Summon a Vanilla Cake
In order to summon your very own vanilla cake, you will need a few supplies first. Some people might call these supplies “sacrifices” or something similarly silly, but these supplies are definitely no...
The Pantry Wars
There is a feud that few people know of. Between the clans of Rutaceae and Anthocarp. Within the clan of Rutaceae the Citrus sinensis family, the Orange family strongly dictate the feudal fights and a...
Tanner Masters8 months ago
A World Without Oreos
It all started when Oreo publicly shamed me on Twitter. I had posted a photo of chocolate sandwich cookies that I had eaten and I referred to them as Oreos. They were not Oreos. Oreo told me that, for...
Maurice Berniera year ago
The Way to This Man's Heart is Through His Stomach!
I am not a king, a President or the head of a huge organization of any sort. I am a plain person who is just trying to live my life from one day to the next. I am not fancy and do not require special ...
A Quest for Lettuce
Last night was difficult, to say the least. I like to be in bed early. Nine, ten o’clock at the latest. Relax. Read, and drift peacefully off to sleep. But at about quarter till nine last night, I mad...
Just Grubbina year ago
Just Grubbin Series: How to Handle a Rude Manager
**MK is part of the JG blogging team. She recently relocated from New Jersey to Colorado. Her roommate recently had a hilarious response to a rude Pizza franchise owner ** So we recently moved to Denv...
Just Grubbina year ago
Just Grubbin Series: Mo's Inaugural BBQ Draft
**Mo Hall is part of the JG blogging team and has eaten A LOT of BBQ this summer. So he decided to give us his "best of" list of what he's tried indulged in so far. Instead of your normal "Power Ranki...
Just Grubbina year ago
Just Grubbin Series: Welcome to Philly Markelle Fultz
The drafting process seems to be coming to mother fuckin completion for the Philadelphia 76ers as they drafted Markelle Fultz number one overall in this year's draft! I know what your thinking " ........
Cato Conroya year ago
Food Fights in Film
In school, food fights are something that every teacher dreads — and it's obvious why. They're messy, and if a fight breaks out, they'll have to call parents to get a new change of clothing for the kids that weren't able to dodge milk. Thankfully, most food fights aren't as crazy as the ones you see in movies, and they're usually rather rare. But, that's not to say that we haven't all wished to see a movie-style food fight at least once in our lives. There's something about the insane-yet-choreo...
Insane Things Elvis Presley Ate
Elvis Presley may have been the King, but even a king wouldn't be fit to consume these meals. Elvis, brought up on southern cooking, ate a lot of weird things. It is no doubt his unhealthy diet led to...
Gag-Worthy Retro Foods People Actually Ate
Doctors and statisticians can both agree that people used to be a lot skinnier back in the 1950s. Despite the thinner waistlines, most of the recipes that you'll read involved gross quantities of food...
When people bring THEIR food in to YOUR Kitchen
When people bring their food in to your Kitchen O.K I know I’m miserable, opinionated and whinge continuously on my blogs BUT ‘I hate it when people bring their food in to my house’ I realised this we...
Weird Food Combinations that People Seem to Love
Since the beginning of our civilization, people have experimented with flavors by combining different foods together—sometimes in weird, unexpected ways—to create a dish that people would love. While ...
Shaw Shank Lamb Redemption
In the good old days when ABC was singing about poisoned arrows and Jimmy Saville was well respected (I never liked him) lamb shanks were a thing of revoltingness with the fore shank and hind shank be...
Bizarre Snacks from Around the World
Some of the snacks Americans eat are fairly bizarre. The very idea of energy drinks and soda, for example, are fairly odd. Soda is just syrup and water mixed together—weird, right? All the ingredients...