satire

Food industry and celebrity satire presented by Feast.

Maurice Bernier13 days ago
The Way to This Man's Heart is Through His Stomach!
I am not a king, a President or the head of a huge organization of any sort. I am a plain person who is just trying to live my life from one day to the next. I am not fancy and do not require special ...
Lon Casler Bixbya month ago
A Quest for Lettuce
Last night was difficult, to say the least. I like to be in bed early. Nine, ten o’clock at the latest. Relax. Read, and drift peacefully off to sleep. But at about quarter till nine last night, I mad...
Just Grubbin2 months ago
Just Grubbin Series: How to Handle a Rude Manager
**MK is part of the JG blogging team. She recently relocated from New Jersey to Colorado. Her roommate recently had a hilarious response to a rude Pizza franchise owner ** So we recently moved to Denv...
Just Grubbin3 months ago
Just Grubbin Series: Mo's Inaugural BBQ Draft
**Mo Hall is part of the JG blogging team and has eaten A LOT of BBQ this summer. So he decided to give us his "best of" list of what he's tried indulged in so far. Instead of your normal "Power Ranki...
Just Grubbin3 months ago
Just Grubbin Series: Welcome to Philly Markelle Fultz
The drafting process seems to be coming to mother fuckin completion for the Philadelphia 76ers as they drafted Markelle Fultz number one overall in this year's draft! I know what your thinking " ........
Cato Conroy3 months ago
Food Fights in Film
In school, food fights are something that every teacher dreads — and it's obvious why. They're messy, and if a fight breaks out, they'll have to call parents to get a new change of clothing for the kids that weren't able to dodge milk. Thankfully, most food fights aren't as crazy as the ones you see in movies, and they're usually rather rare. But, that's not to say that we haven't all wished to see a movie-style food fight at least once in our lives. There's something about the insane-yet-choreo...
Anthony Gramuglia4 months ago
Insane Things Elvis Presley Ate
Elvis Presley may have been the King, but even a king wouldn't be fit to consume these meals. Elvis, brought up on southern cooking, ate a lot of weird things. It is no doubt his unhealthy diet led to...
Ossiana Tepfenhart4 months ago
Gag-Worthy Retro Foods People Actually Ate
Doctors and statisticians can both agree that people used to be a lot skinnier back in the 1950s. Despite the thinner waistlines, most of the recipes that you'll read involved gross quantities of food...
Zena Leech-Calton5 months ago
When people bring THEIR food in to YOUR Kitchen
When people bring their food in to your Kitchen O.K I know I’m miserable, opinionated and whinge continuously on my blogs BUT ‘I hate it when people bring their food in to my house’ I realised this we...
Anthony Gramuglia6 months ago
Weird Food Combinations that People Seem to Love
Since the beginning of our civilization, people have experimented with flavors by combining different foods together—sometimes in weird, unexpected ways—to create a dish that people would love. While ...
Zena Leech-Calton6 months ago
Shaw Shank Lamb Redemption
In the good old days when ABC was singing about poisoned arrows and Jimmy Saville was well respected (I never liked him) lamb shanks were a thing of revoltingness with the fore shank and hind shank be...
Anthony Gramuglia7 months ago
Bizarre Snacks from Around the World
Some of the snacks Americans eat are fairly bizarre. The very idea of energy drinks and soda, for example, are fairly odd. Soda is just syrup and water mixed together—weird, right? All the ingredients...