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Fruity Pebbles Are Trash

Why fruity pebbles are both good and trash.

By Nicole KingPublished 7 years ago 3 min read
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Fruity Pebbles are delicious garbage, and here’s why. You’re gonna laugh, and you’re gonna wonder who the heck calls Fruity Pebbles in all their wonderful fruity glory garbage. Well, I certainly do.

First, I’ll go over what’s great about Fruity Pebbles. They taste amazing. I love fruity tasting things and these certainly give you the fruity hankering you been craving. All of the colors together certainly make for an interesting looking breakfast cereal. In fact, it’s like a painting for your bowl, an artwork so to speak. Also, it makes your milk taste freaking amazing. I have to say if they made a fruity pebble flavored milk product I’d buy the heck out of that. (Fruity Pebble company, you should get on that.) I suppose it tastes great if you just don't add milk to it though, and I'll get to the reason why later on in this post. I can see myself actually placing this cereal dry inside of a sandwich bag and just eating it plain.

Now, for the bad side of Fruity Pebbles. The worst part about these stupid pebbles is that the milk makes them soggy almost instantly. They start immediately swelling in a soggy mess that disintegrates the second they touch the milk. I love the crunch in them before the milk, but it doesn’t last at all after you pour milk into your cereal. As you eat this soggy mess the texture is just that of wet tissue paper slowly falling apart in your mouth. The cereal then proceeds to not leave you with any of the great milk afterwards because it always has some of those soggy bits of cereal in it. As it disintegrates in your bowl it looks less and less appetizing and makes you not even want to finish the bowl of cereal. Also, it’s just such a sugary wreck. I mean, I’m not even against sugar too much, but this stuff feels like diabetes in a bowl. Not to mention the fact that it sticks to the bowl hardcore if even one pebble doesn't get rinsed off in the sink. Did I mention that when you eat this, it doesn't even feel like you have eaten anything? I'm always hungry like within an hour after eating this cereal. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to have to eat again an hour after you've already eaten breakfast? Go make something of substance so you are good to get through those first few hours of work. No one wants to have to eat on their first fifteen-minute break of work.

I'm just saying there are certainly other forms of cereal that taste good and make your milk taste better than the atrocity that is Fruity Pebbles. I mean if you want a sugary catastrophic event of a cereal that actually makes you feel you've eaten something, try eating Captain Crunch instead. It's fruity, it tastes good, and it's larger than a freakin' pebble. Who even eats pebbles!? Don't worry. It still tastes as great as diabetes and your milk will taste really sugary and just like fructose syrupy goodness.

So, let me know what you think about Fruity Pebbles in all their garbage of garbage breakfast cereals. Pssst. It’s trash... Please, go make some eggs and toast or prepare some sausage and hash browns. My dad used to make seasoned potatoes that were just killer for breakfast, and oh, I have to make some of those soon. Leave a comment down below about what you feel for your Fruity Pebbles. I won't judge you outwardly if you happen to find this your favorite cereal, so don't worry.

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