Lincoln Shotts
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just a teen trying to make it in this world
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The War on Sauce and Condiments
Food is good. I like food. I like food and that is it. Just food. I like French Fries, not ketchup. I like steak, without A1. I like chicken, without the honey mustard. I like food, but sauces and condiments aren't food, they are graffiti. GRAFFITI I SAY!! Food is food, it’s made for your enjoyment and we do we do? Destroy it and disrespect it with sauces. If sauce was meant to be there, then why not MAKE THAT BURGER COOKED WITH KETCHUP?! If it's not good without sauce, then eat something else. I've fought a war, a war on sauce raging for the last 16 years of my life. If you like ketchup so much then grab a pizza. It’s got tomato sauce on it. On a side note, please don't put ranch on your pizza. Number one, that offends me. Number two, why? They don't even sell ranch at pizza restaurants! Some pizza chef spilled blood, sweat, and tears, while keeping a sanitary kitchen, to make that pizza. I'm sure that the 22-year-old hipster earning minimum wage put a lot of love into that pizza and you step on it by drowning it in “white death,” a.k.a. ranch. I just don't understand people that smother their hot dogs in five layers of sauce then say, “Wow, that’s a good hot dog!” No, THE SAUCE WAS GOOD! That poor pig died for no good reason but to drown in sauce. RIP porky. If people like sauce SO much then don't eat anything, JUST EAT SAUCE!!!
By Lincoln Shotts6 years ago in Feast